i-once-had-a-guy-tell-me:

I once had a drunk guy tell me I was too sexy to be shooting up at a party. He knocked the needle out of my hands and stepped on the pen, shattering the casing, telling me I should thank him by giving him my number and a kiss. It was my diabetes medicine.

(submitted by anonymous)



wheelcher2:

honor students cheat more than anybody 

(Source: reverseracist)



bieber-news:

john: Floyd and Justin on @shots right before Floyd walked out last night.




(Source: fyeahmovieclub)



humancomputer:

If you need me I’ll be in the bath watching lava on my television

vvolffs:

i—rrelephant:

My parents playing soccer in Australia in 1992



theracismrepellent:

madukilla:

travitrav:

coutois:

6 months in jail for being a responsible father.

How!! How, do you possibly justify that

he’s black, that’s how you justify it

What kind of bullshit is this? - Vicky

shouldnt:

I AM SO EXCITED TO WEAR SWEATERS AGAIN